Senator, please dont call me anymore...
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Horseshit.
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- I'll never understand women
- Save the Tuba Player, Save the World.
- Hot Chick invites Steakbellie to dance, he mumbles...
- The Gross Clinic by Thomas Eakins
- War Machine (eight words)
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- The difference between us and Abraham
- I'm a stinker
- Saturday Nite Live Cartoon Skit Featuring Kobayashi!
- my boy (haiku)
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- liquid cooled
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- My Sacrifice
- Me & My Mom 1971
- Rick Santorum
- when you finally ask for help
- my parade of one
- Senator, please dont call me anymore...
- wonderful words from Dr Suess
- stalled (eight words)
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- Steakbellie Solves the Mystery of the Gay Marriage
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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5 comments:
Yesh, no sh*t, eh? I was at Melissa's house over the weekend, and didn't she get about a dozen calls from the political parties, and maybe another 6 from various charities. Glad I made a decision years ago to never answer my phone unless I hear someone talking to my answering machine that I know!
That's Yeah, not Yesh... good thing I'm not a typist!
i almost look forward to seeing the pharmacuetical commercials again....
One word - Tivo.
I think I'm gonna write-in "Viagara" for governor...
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