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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- My WingBowl 15 stunt has been accepted
- Horseshit.
- HEADLINE: Face Transplant Successful, Personality ...
- ug. (haiku)
- The Axia 3 Thanksgiving Invitational 2006
- Why I LOVE this job. I get emails like this!
- I'll never understand women
- Save the Tuba Player, Save the World.
- Hot Chick invites Steakbellie to dance, he mumbles...
- The Gross Clinic by Thomas Eakins
- War Machine (eight words)
- Run this message to Marathon! (eight words)
- Agent Thirty-Nine (haiku)
- The difference between us and Abraham
- I'm a stinker
- Saturday Nite Live Cartoon Skit Featuring Kobayashi!
- my boy (haiku)
- Humble and Focused (haiku)
- liquid cooled
- Eight Words for Steve Caratzas (eight words)
- My Sacrifice
- Me & My Mom 1971
- Rick Santorum
- when you finally ask for help
- my parade of one
- Senator, please dont call me anymore...
- wonderful words from Dr Suess
- stalled (eight words)
- Eight Words of Prayer (eight words)
- Steakbellie Solves the Mystery of the Gay Marriage
- The Black Pot Said: (eight words)
- The Sidewalk of Least Resistance (haiku)
- Eight Words For You (eight words)
- "These are not the IT people you are looking for...."
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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5 comments:
I'm going to have that song in my head all night!
sorry.....
Well, that just made the co-workers wonder... "What the hell's he doing over there?" "Beats me. Looks like he's clapping..."
Guarantee you Rick Santorum isn't clapping.
I am duly humbled,
Honored and ecstatic.
Hooray!
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