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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- My WingBowl 15 stunt has been accepted
- Horseshit.
- HEADLINE: Face Transplant Successful, Personality ...
- ug. (haiku)
- The Axia 3 Thanksgiving Invitational 2006
- Why I LOVE this job. I get emails like this!
- I'll never understand women
- Save the Tuba Player, Save the World.
- Hot Chick invites Steakbellie to dance, he mumbles...
- The Gross Clinic by Thomas Eakins
- War Machine (eight words)
- Run this message to Marathon! (eight words)
- Agent Thirty-Nine (haiku)
- The difference between us and Abraham
- I'm a stinker
- Saturday Nite Live Cartoon Skit Featuring Kobayashi!
- my boy (haiku)
- Humble and Focused (haiku)
- liquid cooled
- Eight Words for Steve Caratzas (eight words)
- My Sacrifice
- Me & My Mom 1971
- Rick Santorum
- when you finally ask for help
- my parade of one
- Senator, please dont call me anymore...
- wonderful words from Dr Suess
- stalled (eight words)
- Eight Words of Prayer (eight words)
- Steakbellie Solves the Mystery of the Gay Marriage
- The Black Pot Said: (eight words)
- The Sidewalk of Least Resistance (haiku)
- Eight Words For You (eight words)
- "These are not the IT people you are looking for...."
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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2 comments:
I do not get almost any poetry. Nor do I get 99% of the art out there. Come on, that is a clothespin in front of my building, it is not art. Anyway, this poem (haiku maybe) of yours is hands down the best poem that I have ever read. I am not sure if I get your intended meaning by I think it is awesome. This should be entered in a poetry contest somewhere.
WOW!
Thats really awesome to hear. I have ZERO undertanding of poetry myself and never did well in Grammar and Spelling.
For some reason at this age, writing these tiny poems makes me happy. Glad someone else can realte to one.
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