She was good looking, in a Chelsea Clinton sort of way.
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- not everybody can dream about flying (haiku)
- paralysis of the mind (haiku)
- look what mommy found today (haiku)
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- Gone to Shit
- Woman embezzles millions to feed lottery habit - Y...
- let it go (haiku)
- Tom Got Shit-Canned
- staring at the sea
- The Reclaimation (haiku)
- worth dying for (haiku) rise against homage
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- Someone has tarnished the observable Universe! (ha...
- Bangkok...hehehehe
- twittling (haiku)
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- self control, control self
- Forced Amish-ment (haiku)
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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Why did I just think of Amy Carter for the first time in 30 years?
HA!
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