Wonder Woman (haiku)
tie me with your rope
i'll tell you all my secrets
they're not very good
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- OK, now spend the next week or so picturing me here:
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- I BELIEVE FLOYD
- shitty-shitty-bang-bang (haiku)
- The Quiet Disorientation of the Over-Sleeper
- Miracle in the Park
- Baby Surly, I Await Your Command
- oh happy day (sarcasm)
- Doctor Evil Stole My MoJo (haiku)
- Wonder Woman (haiku)
- tooth grind (haiku)
- My Rhymes Are Dope (haiku)
- Incognito Eating a Burrito (or three)
- Motorway to Lansdale (haiku)
- Floyd Landis takes the Yellow Jersey - Alp d'Huez ...
- I'm going tyo keep drinking till I feel better
- put on the plaid (haiku)
- Dear Readers and Friends
- back when 'do-overs' fixed everything (haiku)
- Didnt:
- Irony can be so Ironic Sometimes
- Damn you for not staying in the Veal Box I built f...
- didya ever consider
- i just realized
- The Big Red Machine
- i call you mumpy (haiku)
- headlong (haiku)
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- Kenny Boi (haiku)
- Message on my Answering Machine....
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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9 comments:
please stop posting the pictures of me from our bedroom play. it gets to be quite embarassing!
how come you only write on workdays?
Signed,
Your boss
She reminds me of Dianne Farr from Rescue Me and The Job.
I love her.
Dianne Farr? She related to Jamie Farr?
If she has to fly off to fight crime, what happens to that nice camera? Something seems off to me. Oh no. Maybe she's not the real Wonder Woman? Maybe she's an imposter...
Thankfully not
Boy, that outfit looks like it could give you a wonder wedgie!
Clinger?
Wendy: You had me laughing!
Corporal Klinger. My hero. I'm happy he's never been sighted in a Wonder Woman costume...
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