i call you mumpy (haiku)
balls like oranges
a grown man who has the mumps
why is that funny?
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- OK, now spend the next week or so picturing me here:
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- I BELIEVE FLOYD
- shitty-shitty-bang-bang (haiku)
- The Quiet Disorientation of the Over-Sleeper
- Miracle in the Park
- Baby Surly, I Await Your Command
- oh happy day (sarcasm)
- Doctor Evil Stole My MoJo (haiku)
- Wonder Woman (haiku)
- tooth grind (haiku)
- My Rhymes Are Dope (haiku)
- Incognito Eating a Burrito (or three)
- Motorway to Lansdale (haiku)
- Floyd Landis takes the Yellow Jersey - Alp d'Huez ...
- I'm going tyo keep drinking till I feel better
- put on the plaid (haiku)
- Dear Readers and Friends
- back when 'do-overs' fixed everything (haiku)
- Didnt:
- Irony can be so Ironic Sometimes
- Damn you for not staying in the Veal Box I built f...
- didya ever consider
- i just realized
- The Big Red Machine
- i call you mumpy (haiku)
- headlong (haiku)
- Tell Me Mr Skilling (8-word poem)
- Kenny Boi (haiku)
- Message on my Answering Machine....
- I have no ticket to the dance
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Wha?14 years ago
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Hey Everybodddeeeeyyyyyy15 years ago
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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2 comments:
I only have 3 things to say to you...they are like Lemons now.
And go to hell
thats two things....
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