I BELIEVE FLOYD
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- OK, now spend the next week or so picturing me here:
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- I BELIEVE FLOYD
- shitty-shitty-bang-bang (haiku)
- The Quiet Disorientation of the Over-Sleeper
- Miracle in the Park
- Baby Surly, I Await Your Command
- oh happy day (sarcasm)
- Doctor Evil Stole My MoJo (haiku)
- Wonder Woman (haiku)
- tooth grind (haiku)
- My Rhymes Are Dope (haiku)
- Incognito Eating a Burrito (or three)
- Motorway to Lansdale (haiku)
- Floyd Landis takes the Yellow Jersey - Alp d'Huez ...
- I'm going tyo keep drinking till I feel better
- put on the plaid (haiku)
- Dear Readers and Friends
- back when 'do-overs' fixed everything (haiku)
- Didnt:
- Irony can be so Ironic Sometimes
- Damn you for not staying in the Veal Box I built f...
- didya ever consider
- i just realized
- The Big Red Machine
- i call you mumpy (haiku)
- headlong (haiku)
- Tell Me Mr Skilling (8-word poem)
- Kenny Boi (haiku)
- Message on my Answering Machine....
- I have no ticket to the dance
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Grow Your Own!11 years ago
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And The American Idol Finale Winner Is...11 years ago
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Wha?13 years ago
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Hey Everybodddeeeeyyyyyy14 years ago
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Indexed is moving!15 years ago
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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5 comments:
Who's Floyd?
Is someone trying to make me care about cycling again?
floyd is conundrum54's turtle
Smelmooo: How dare you get all gay and lovey about the world cup and then commit heresy over the single most brutal sprting event in the world? 2,000 miles of torment...could you imagine a Super Bowl where only half of the players could finish the game because the rest were shitting themselves?????
A Frenchman headbutting ANYONE is meaningless compared to the vomit and blood that are spilled defeating the worlds toughest mountains.
I am tempted ro forbid you from my site, but I know you are weak of mine (asphalt fumes) and I have pity on you.....
So this is about the AVN awards?
Nudity and tantric sex rules.
Floyd rocks
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