Damn you for not staying in the Veal Box I built for you so many years ago.....(haiku)
a hundred moons gone
i am so very different
who said you could change?
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Monday, July 10, 2006
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- OK, now spend the next week or so picturing me here:
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- I BELIEVE FLOYD
- shitty-shitty-bang-bang (haiku)
- The Quiet Disorientation of the Over-Sleeper
- Miracle in the Park
- Baby Surly, I Await Your Command
- oh happy day (sarcasm)
- Doctor Evil Stole My MoJo (haiku)
- Wonder Woman (haiku)
- tooth grind (haiku)
- My Rhymes Are Dope (haiku)
- Incognito Eating a Burrito (or three)
- Motorway to Lansdale (haiku)
- Floyd Landis takes the Yellow Jersey - Alp d'Huez ...
- I'm going tyo keep drinking till I feel better
- put on the plaid (haiku)
- Dear Readers and Friends
- back when 'do-overs' fixed everything (haiku)
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- The Big Red Machine
- i call you mumpy (haiku)
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
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- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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4 comments:
Hey! Get me out of this freakin' veal box! It's hot and cramped in here and I'm choking on my own methane!
I'm so cramped that my muscles have become tender and yearn for an ointment of mushrooms and a lemon butter sauce.
I don't know nuttin' 'bout no veal boxes, but I do like the haiku.
Brilliant haiku.
Oddly, though, I originally read the title as "Thank you for not staying...." Weird!
'thankyou' would pretty much change everything..thats funny!
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