Irony can be so Ironic Sometimes
This is George W. Bush's representitve for the UN. Can anyone recognize the painting he's standing in front of?!?!?!?
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- OK, now spend the next week or so picturing me here:
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- shitty-shitty-bang-bang (haiku)
- The Quiet Disorientation of the Over-Sleeper
- Miracle in the Park
- Baby Surly, I Await Your Command
- oh happy day (sarcasm)
- Doctor Evil Stole My MoJo (haiku)
- Wonder Woman (haiku)
- tooth grind (haiku)
- My Rhymes Are Dope (haiku)
- Incognito Eating a Burrito (or three)
- Motorway to Lansdale (haiku)
- Floyd Landis takes the Yellow Jersey - Alp d'Huez ...
- I'm going tyo keep drinking till I feel better
- put on the plaid (haiku)
- Dear Readers and Friends
- back when 'do-overs' fixed everything (haiku)
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- Irony can be so Ironic Sometimes
- Damn you for not staying in the Veal Box I built f...
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- i call you mumpy (haiku)
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- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
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- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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2 comments:
I remember that earlier post! I was so moved by it that I, like everyone else, was left speechless and failed to post a comment. Seriously, do you think this is a sign meant soley for you? You know how the CIA analyzes Osama bin Laden tapes for hidden messgaes? Gun is in his right hand must mean bomb on Tuesday. Mountain over his left shoulder means his Penthouse subscription ran out.
Maybe Bolton is sending you a message. "I hear you, Steakbellie, and I agree with you. I'm sorry to have caused so much pain. Let us take up the battle, the battle towards peace!"
This is disturbing, but right in line with Picasso's later works where he portrays rich art patrons like scumbags at a strip joint. They don't care about the meaning of the work, just want to be associated with its desirability as an object. Like the use of jazz in product names to give off a sense of coolness without even having anything to do with jazz.
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