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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Eigth Grade Dance
- we just got him another shelf because he has too m...
- gripping sand (American Sonnet)
- Late Commute (American Sonnet)
- Lace em up!
- Her Name is Earl
- Three Hundred Miles of What Went Wrong
- Great Kid, Dont Get Cocky
- American Idol Conspiracy
- doors are closing
- i am trying too hardand youjust makemetired
- might as well be monday (eight words)
- Your Questions Answered
- Hot Diggity Dog!
- How I know I made it
- Goto 10
- No Incentive
- post-american (haiku)
- Irony Man
- Iron Man
- and my dogs cant do a damn thing about it
- How many Super-Delegates doe it take to Screw Up a...
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Competitive Eating Links
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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2 comments:
manga! manga!
I won't tell you to 'smile' or 'cheer up', because when people say that to me, I wanna punch 'em in the box.
Damn waiters.
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