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* White Dog
* Black Wool Overcoat
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- one of those depressing sighs (eight words)
- Uniting the Chili Title (haiku)
- Local Crime Scene (eight words)
- The Empire Strikes Back- Home Edition (eight words)
- unproductive (eight words)
- a world without wonder (eight words)
- for you (eight words)
- Hell, I dont even answer the phone anymore....
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- Eight Words from the Dropkick Murphys (eight words)
- What little I can do
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- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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4 comments:
Black Wool Overcoat.
Why?
because you should never own both of these things. My coat is covered in white dog hair, and it takes forever to get it looking nice again!
I choose link roller!
OH I get it. (must have been a slow day for me!) We have a long hair black cat AND a long hair white cat. I guess I shouldn't wear a coat at all.
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