Hell, I dont even answer the phone anymore....

Big news today:
Iran is behind in it's payments to Russia for a Nuclear Reactor they purchased. Scores of bill collectors call the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad household around the clock asking him why the payment is late. When can the next payment be expected? Dont you know this will affect your country's Credit Score?

Now dont you feel small, Mr Ahmadinejad? The Great Satan will get you one way or the other....