I love you to the stars and the moon....
but if you keep emailing that bitch I'm going to kidnap her!
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Presidents Day
- You Cant Kill the Undead
- The Showdown
- Only Choose One
- WingBowl 15: Part 3 of 6: Hurry Up and Wait
- one of those depressing sighs (eight words)
- Uniting the Chili Title (haiku)
- Local Crime Scene (eight words)
- The Empire Strikes Back- Home Edition (eight words)
- unproductive (eight words)
- a world without wonder (eight words)
- for you (eight words)
- Hell, I dont even answer the phone anymore....
- my son broke my headphones (eight words)
- WingBowl 15 Part 2 of 6: Showing Up
- Eight Words from the Dropkick Murphys (eight words)
- What little I can do
- v-day (haiku)
- maybe again today? (haiku)
- These things dont write themselves
- anything happen yesterday? (eight words)
- A Haiku for my Dads New Hip (haiku)
- this little light of mine...
- pass it on (haiku)
- surely there's more to it? (haiku)
- life: same experiment, different results (eight wo...
- WingBowl 15: Part 1 of 6: The Weigh In
- I love you to the stars and the moon....
- Damn you Steve and your Scholarly Ways......
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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hilarious!
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