The Empire Strikes Back- Home Edition (eight words)
I am your father.
Go clean your room.
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- one of those depressing sighs (eight words)
- Uniting the Chili Title (haiku)
- Local Crime Scene (eight words)
- The Empire Strikes Back- Home Edition (eight words)
- unproductive (eight words)
- a world without wonder (eight words)
- for you (eight words)
- Hell, I dont even answer the phone anymore....
- my son broke my headphones (eight words)
- WingBowl 15 Part 2 of 6: Showing Up
- Eight Words from the Dropkick Murphys (eight words)
- What little I can do
- v-day (haiku)
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- These things dont write themselves
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- this little light of mine...
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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3 comments:
That made me laugh out loud.
i altered it abit this morning...think it's more effective now...
I am so buying SkippyHusband the Darth Vader mask.
He already has the "voice"....
...funnnnny Steak.
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