A Haiku for my Dads New Hip (haiku)
Titanium Man
C3PO is jelous
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- * Brew my own Beer
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4 comments:
c4po?
Remember the show CPO Sharkey starring Don Rickels? Man I loved that show (I think)
I got a titanium hip at age 35, wear and tear and whatever, had me aching for 10 years. That surgery was 12 years ago, and I haven't had an ache or pain since (but airport travel is a real drag). Good for your dad. I hope he get the results I did.
He had it put in more than a year ago with great results. Somehow he popped it out twice and had to get one of the parts upgraded this weekend.
supposedly this one is unbreakable, if anyone can break it, it will be my Dad.
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