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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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4 comments:
I think I broke my Internet. My site's always down for some reason, and my blog doesn't work. It angers me. I am enmaddened.
I'm gonna switch servers if I can figger out how.
hey chris -- the exact same thing happened to me and no one could see my blogger page for two weeks. A kind soul sent me this info below, I tried it and it worked for me:
Some of you may be seeing the “Blogger Problem” error page when you visit Blogger.com. If you see this, clearing your blogger.com cookies and trying again will resolve it (might take a few tries, though). Some of the servers are misbehaving, but we’re getting it all back in line now.
On an unrelated entertainment note, the word verification string on this very post is "ugobfuk". I laughed and snorted coffee out my nose.
and that's probably the exact sound you made when the coffee came out your nose...self fulfilling word verification!
Have you noticed that the word verifications are getting longer and longer? It's starting to look like an Eskimo having an argument with an Hawaiian with a speech impediment.
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