ode to you

when I smell how ungodly your breath is,
I think of the terrible things I do to my body
and I wonder in amazement, what the hell it is you did to yours

it's so bad
I completely forget what you are talking about
and each new sentence you spout
leans me further back

dont you notice the involuntary look of horror on my face?

really

I'm very forgiving for smells and gross stuff
but this is just too much

now go home
and hide that mouth somewhere