Anticipation
I hate today and the wave hasnt even hit yet. This sucks.
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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2008
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April
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- Over the River and Through the Woods to HotDog Cit...
- Black
- bleh. (eight words)
- PA's Appology to the World
- On Eating
- one more exit (American Sonnet)
- FLDS (eight words)
- On the El
- taking your world for granted (eight words)
- Tagged
- Anticipation
- Frustrated.
- because I know (eight words)
- The Season is Over but the Headlines Keep Coming (...
- curiosity, fame, embarrassment (eight words)
- "If your Mother makes Peas this week, politely dec...
- April 4, 2008: No Longer Evolutionionarily Relevant
- Can you hear THAT inside the bubble?
- Plate 'em.
- Epiphany on my run
- click click click (haiku)
- try try again
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April
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Disappointed Readers
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Blog Moved!10 years ago
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Grow Your Own!11 years ago
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Al Sharpton, "Keeping it Real"?11 years ago
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And The American Idol Finale Winner Is...11 years ago
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Wha?13 years ago
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Hey Everybodddeeeeyyyyyy14 years ago
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Indexed is moving!15 years ago
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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I almost hit people yesterday. I was waiting for the weatherman to say, "And there's a strong moron front moving into the area. Expect heavy stupidity, with occasional gusts up to idiocy..."
Things is gonna suck, and there ain't nothing you can do but embrace the suck, try to become one with it...
May the farce be with you my son.
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