because I know (eight words)
Keflex tastes
like coffee,
if you
chew it
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
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- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
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- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
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- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
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- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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3 comments:
I had no idea what Keflex was, so I looked it up. Apparently one of the side effects is "vaginal itching", so good luck with that.
They make a cream for that. Ask the wife. Or watch Scrubs. For some reason Scrubs reruns are chock full of feminine hygiene commercials.
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