FLDS (eight words)
polygamy sounded great until
i saw the outfits
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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2008
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April
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- Over the River and Through the Woods to HotDog Cit...
- Black
- bleh. (eight words)
- PA's Appology to the World
- On Eating
- one more exit (American Sonnet)
- FLDS (eight words)
- On the El
- taking your world for granted (eight words)
- Tagged
- Anticipation
- Frustrated.
- because I know (eight words)
- The Season is Over but the Headlines Keep Coming (...
- curiosity, fame, embarrassment (eight words)
- "If your Mother makes Peas this week, politely dec...
- April 4, 2008: No Longer Evolutionionarily Relevant
- Can you hear THAT inside the bubble?
- Plate 'em.
- Epiphany on my run
- click click click (haiku)
- try try again
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Disappointed Readers
Blogs Worth Your Time
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Do You Know Where You Are Right Now?8 years ago
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QUICK THOUGHT FROM THE KILIMANJARO MARATHON10 years ago
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Blog Moved!11 years ago
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The Album Game12 years ago
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Al Sharpton, "Keeping it Real"?12 years ago
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And The American Idol Finale Winner Is...12 years ago
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Wha?14 years ago
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Hey Everybodddeeeeyyyyyy15 years ago
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Indexed is moving!16 years ago
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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4 comments:
hahahahahaha!
excellent poem!
You are effing mean.
But this was a beautiful poem.
This one made me laugh outloud.
I sort of dig the Little House on the Prarie dresses. It's the weird hair on those women that turns me off.
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