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this is me 60 minutes before the Nathans Qualifier
this is me 60 minutes before the Nathans Qualifier
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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13 comments:
SMOOOOOOCH
Corporate toady :-)
who did you steal the suit from, another dead guy?
Man, that's strange-looking.
True story of what it's like in Iowa: I ride with a group of veterans and their families. Someone suggested once a while back that maybe we should all wear white shirts when we ride our motorcycles in parades, so we all look sharp and represent the group with pride. Nothing fancy, just a white T-shirt or something...
Half the group immediately got up to walk out in protest. "Ain't nobody ever telling ME what to wear!" (They all sat back down after we told the guy who made the suggestion that he was all wet and voted his suggestion down.)
I'd wear a suit, I guess, if I were ever in a job that actually treated me like a professional, but until that happens I'm perfectly happy showing up to work in my bathrobe and bunny slippers once in a while (I've done it before, several times). I have to admit, though, I often feel awkward next to my well-dressed wife as I stand there in faded blue jeans and an old Jack Daniels T-shirt.
You clean up nicely :)
I can tell you'd rather be watching hot dogs!
Wow, the mind just boggles with questions...
Are you wearing the kilt? Bermuda shorts w/black socks? Get mustard on that tie?
and..
No thanks, I don't need insurance at this time.
(actually, that is not true. I have been uninsured for years. We are apparently uninsurable due to our dd's knee injury.)
Very nice. Was this the day you were pacing like the black panther in the cage, all angry at the late photographer? You don't look upset at all in the photo. You look good!
Nice power tie! Republican red! You should have gone with Mustard yellow.
Nice, respectable young man, sitting up straight. Call your mother.
Years ago I came to the realization that no matter how wrong it is, people will treat you according to how you present yourself. Even people that see you everyday.
I chose to manipulate how I am perceived in the workplace. The shirt and tie is just a uniform, like a mechanic or a McDonalds worker might wear.
It works, they all think I'm a Republican, and never asked. I dont tell...Reps make more money.
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You look fantastic, SB! It's true that a suit commands more respect in an office environment. I hope you at least wear your Han Solo belt buckle with it so you've got a little pleasure somewhere in all that business. ;-)
Wow - I'm duly impressed. I was going to say something about the red power tie, but someone beat me to it.
You look every inch a part of the corporate horde. ;-)
In all honesty, an awesome photo.
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