No cancer found in Bush's colon
That was an actual AP headline today. I imagine it was good news for some, it was humor for me.
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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4 comments:
did they mention if anyone found his head up there?
I told the Lion King he nibbled them darn polyps right off.
He's heading for Philly - give him a good swift kick in his colon for me, wouldja?
I think perhaps this may fall under the "TMI" category. Do the American people really care? This American doesn't...
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