something I need to work on (eight words)
Living life
without becoming bitter?
Thats called Grace
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- something I need to work on (eight words)
- Captain Obvious Heads back to the Gym
- We Ride (haiku)
- Sunny Side Up (haiku)
- hitting the road (haiku)
- Accountability
- unnecessary
- Sanjaya (haiku)
- Have we poisoned reality with Movies?
- the people you love (eight words)
- PROOF that you never hear the one that gets you
- No More Bitter Coatings on Sugar Pills
- eight words of anger from a bitter and hurt person...
- Kurt Vonnegut is Dead
- sadness....
- The Winners (eight words)
- days that end in 'y' (eight words)
- god hates ugly teenagers (American Sonnet)
- at the food cart
- absentminded cruelty (haiku)
- 8 words from Ariel (eight words)
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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5 comments:
Your bitterness is a moist and fertile breeding ground for some of the funniest shit I read all day.
I dunno. I kinda heart you just the way you are.
I thought Grace was what you said before meals? Is this a new Competative Eating thing?
Nice for others,
the effect of one's grace.
Oh, I thought that was gravy.
My bad...
So thaaaat's why I have outgrown my fat pants.
Grace:
A dish
Best served
Warm
And often.
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