Sanjaya (haiku)
Idol Cheats Us All
You're the Worst but not the Least
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Captain Obvious Heads back to the Gym
- We Ride (haiku)
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- Sanjaya (haiku)
- Have we poisoned reality with Movies?
- the people you love (eight words)
- PROOF that you never hear the one that gets you
- No More Bitter Coatings on Sugar Pills
- eight words of anger from a bitter and hurt person...
- Kurt Vonnegut is Dead
- sadness....
- The Winners (eight words)
- days that end in 'y' (eight words)
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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3 comments:
you could come and leave a haiku for me on my haiku post if you were so inclined... i would not mind...
Sanjaya was the best thing on that show. Now what do we have to look forward to each week? Shrek's stunt double, Melinda Doolittle? That beat boxing dude? I never thought I'd say it, but where's Kellie Pickler when you need her?
i'm not interested in the show anymore now that he's gone....there's not alot of talent this year.
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