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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- hello? (eight words)
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- vengence is mine (American Sonnet)
- to whom it may concern (haiku)
- dread being the axeman (eight words)
- The Thirty Second Ride-Out (American Sonnet)
- stress fractures of my mind (eight words)
- i've heard enough (eight words)
- on writing
- Poll An Iraqi (eight words)
- The Way to My Heart (haiku)
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- They are all around us
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- I dont remember when I gave up the dream
- everything, all the time (haiku)
- Wingbowl 15: Part 4 of 6: The Procession
- a trip back to the town I grew up in
- same old situation (eight words)
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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6 comments:
Are you one of these guys that complain and complain, this guy is doing that thing wrong and that guy is an ass and they should do this or they should do that?
I mean, it's easy to be clever.
But what do you do?
i bitch
i moan
and every
2 years
i vote.
I wasn't aware that the war was up for vote.
which is why I rely so heavily on bitching and moaning
four years ago i was drunk
now i'm not
look at me now
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