dread being the axeman (eight words)
a feeling
that today
is going
to suck
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- hello? (eight words)
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- to whom it may concern (haiku)
- dread being the axeman (eight words)
- The Thirty Second Ride-Out (American Sonnet)
- stress fractures of my mind (eight words)
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- on writing
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- The Way to My Heart (haiku)
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- They are all around us
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- I dont remember when I gave up the dream
- everything, all the time (haiku)
- Wingbowl 15: Part 4 of 6: The Procession
- a trip back to the town I grew up in
- same old situation (eight words)
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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5 comments:
I hope you're wrong.
I'm the one with the axe.
Your axe, your dread,
Completely accurate divining rods.
(today DID suck)
I feel
That axe
And that dread,
Too.
Oh. I'm slow. But it still stinks.
Sorry.
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