fortune cookie (eight words)
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to wish
you lived
in Pittsburgh.
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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6 comments:
I've been to Pittsburgh, and it freaked me out, so I must ask "why?"
Is the world surrounding it coming to an end?
this started as a huge essay and got boiled down to 8 words. i'm serious but love how absurd it sounds as 8 words.
what does someone who lives in Pittsburgh wish?
you know, the ususal Cold Beer, Bigger TV, Angelina Jolie.
My wife lived in Pittsburgh for a while. She says she liked it there.
I wonder what Angeline Jolie wishes for...?
I already do.
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