Every Friday (eight words)
mismatched garbage cans
ten overflowing bags
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Its about to Start! I hope I win this time!
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- Look Mom, I'm Famous!
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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4 comments:
reduce. reuse. recycle.
Wow. Here, we have trash limits: 2 cans and 2 bags. that's it. It's their way of making sure we recycle, I suppose.
(are trash cans supposed to match??)
We can have one can. If we have any more than that we have to go buy special stickers for two bucks each to put on the extra bags... But they'll still only take a limit of five, and if you happen to put the special trash sticker on your bag in such a manner that the garbage truck driver can't see it from three blocks away whilst eating a donut they will leave your garbage there.
All this only applies to the poor parts of town, mind you. My mother-in-law can put as much garbage out as she wants...
Hey, we watched you on TV again Sunday night! (I recorded the Wedges on Spike. I've seen it three times.)
Why doesn't
the neighbor
have any
garbage ever?
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