Thought for the day
Sometimes when God closes a door,
He makes sure the windows are locked too
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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5 comments:
Odd, just mentioned earlier that sometimes it feels like I AM Murphy.
And my word verification sounds like a new pharma drug for a painful itch in the pants.... undomyex
Only because my sense of humor is a perverse as yours...I laughed, out loud.
And then I realized. That summed up the day SR. died. It closed the door on that part of our lives, but damn if God is going to make it easier now that he is dead.
Sigh.
Biggest hugs for you and Gerber & the boyos!
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Hey Leonesse...giggle...I just read your verification.
I think that is also the word for homicide. Giggle...
UN DO MY EX?
only Karma beat me to it...ha!
Oh, come on, there's always a little slit that he can slip in through, like the roaches I once had in a floppy apartment I lived in in the fringes of the DC/Maryland border 20 years ago. There's a some brightness somewhere if you look really, really hard. Give it a try. ;-)
Mostly this was just a shot at Humor. I heard someone say the 'When God closes the door, he opens a window' and i giggled when my own varioation sprung into my head
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