Friday, June 08, 2007

the best Friday ever

I hope you can share the sick joy I get from reading the following AP headine:

Screaming Paris Hilton sent back to jail

I love it for so many reasons. I can actually see the entire thing play out, without hearing another detail of the event.

Desperate lawyers in the finest of suits, stuttering for any reason to save their client. A dull witted heiress cruely given a brief glimmer of hope, and then thrust back into the gates of hell. Billion Dollar parents baffled that money couldnt fix this.

I will enjoy this for a long time...

9 comments:

Mega Munch said...

I'm friggin' loving this too. Checking TMZ.com every half hour for updates. According to TMZ's initial "Paris Going Back To Jail" report:

Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom." Hilton was also heard saying "It's not right."

I love it. L-O-V-E IT!
http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/hilton-order-back-to-jail/

MsAPhillips said...

Cheese grater of justice



Her billion-dollar rhinoplasty
rubbed in actual consequences.

Leonesse said...

There are so many things I could say "It's Not Right" about going on this very day, and while this one may be questionable about being 'right', it is certainly seems to give me a terrible sense of satisfaction.

Am I going to hell for even being interested? I have to say that today I have read an article about Paris (who makes me ill) and skipped the article about 14 being killed at an Iraqi Head of Police home.

Somehow, this doesn't seem right.

d.K. said...

I absolutely share the joy. Shadenfreude is a good thing. :-)

Chris said...

I giggled like a schoolgirl when I heard the news.

Wendy said...

I read that she found God in jail and is a changed person. So I was thinking, when she gets out, maybe she'll work to feed the hungry. Maybe she'll make a real difference in the world. Maybe she truly has become all that is right and good in the world.

Or not.

Chris said...

Huh. I didn't know God hid under the sink in a female penal facility in California. And to think, so many people have searched for God for so long, and no one thought to look there...

SkippyMom said...

oh gosh Chris....I snorted on THAT! what an excellent point....

gigggggle...gasp...snort....

sigh...this Paris thing is just too strange to even be believed - but if she and her family are billionaires as is reported then perhaps she can actually spread the wealth [so to speak]....Maybe their money can fix something besides her freaking nose.

Wendy said...

Thanks Chris, I needed that! Hee hee.