how I got all over the news this weekend (eight words)
stood next to
a woman eating hotdogs.
yay.
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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10 comments:
Well, there are worse things to get you in the news than that! Is there a link?
http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=54660&videoChannel=4
all these haiku's have inspired one of my own last night. And keeping with tradition I even use a season.
late Summer evenings
and wifts of honeysuckle
feeling lonliness
thats really good!
Thanks for the link.
You were very cute.
They had a good shot of you on CBS 3, then a shot of me. Obviously because Pete=Ratings.
Here you go again, all competing and stuff in strange and exotic places and NOT TELLING US. I would have cheered for you, had I known...
How'd you do?
sorry, i've had very little time for reading and writing these last couple of weeks, so i completely missed covering 2 contests here.
One was a hotwings contest that I got into last minute and the other was just this saturday...the Philly Nathans Hotdog Qualifier.
I will be doing 2 more of those contests next months as continue to try to break the illusive 20 hotdog barrier. I did 17.25 in Philly. Not Bad!
I was on the news for the same thing - oh wait that wasn't a woman, and that wasn't a hot dog
nevermind
by the way it's good to see you can chew and clap at the same time
I agree...where is the story???...
But the comments rocked...you have the coolest stalkers. Except for me, *cough* of course...ahem...
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