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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Eight words I should try to remember (eight words)
- how I got all over the news this weekend (eight wo...
- Order of the Arrow (American Sonnet)
- it's not that I'm unhappy to see you (eight words)
- Now & Then
- cant fix ugly (eight words)
- the good news (eight words)
- wabbit (eight words)
- No Child Left Behind
- No, Seriously (eight words)
- Heart of Gold
- Falling Short of Brilliance, Again (eight words)
- burning sun (eight words)
- we're almost happy (eight words)
- roundabout (haiku)
- OK, so I'm a bad person...
- American Cancer Society Relay for Life
- Broadway at the Beach Ultimate Eating Tournament
- doing the simple things (haiku)
- the creepy old man in the locker room (eight words)
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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3 comments:
hahahaha! that's rich!
Oh man - I snortled and guffawed!
I'm with Aaron on this one.
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