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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Eight words I should try to remember (eight words)
- how I got all over the news this weekend (eight wo...
- Order of the Arrow (American Sonnet)
- it's not that I'm unhappy to see you (eight words)
- Now & Then
- cant fix ugly (eight words)
- the good news (eight words)
- wabbit (eight words)
- No Child Left Behind
- No, Seriously (eight words)
- Heart of Gold
- Falling Short of Brilliance, Again (eight words)
- burning sun (eight words)
- we're almost happy (eight words)
- roundabout (haiku)
- OK, so I'm a bad person...
- American Cancer Society Relay for Life
- Broadway at the Beach Ultimate Eating Tournament
- doing the simple things (haiku)
- the creepy old man in the locker room (eight words)
- indistinguishable days (American Sonnet)
- Lagrangian Point (eight words)
- How I lost money in the Market
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Competitive Eating Links
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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6 comments:
Don't get me started.
Pleeeaaaaase don't get me started.
I have said No Child Left Enjoying Learning.
Boys used to read constantly. Bu$h burned em out on it. They hate to read now. Thanks George.
The only book I need to read and the only science worth studying can be found right here in my King James Bible! I read it 10 times and then I got a personal pan pizza at Pizza Hut. Thanks Book-it!
And as much as I hate to even come close to defending him, I think it's not entirely Bush's fault that kids avoid books like they're made of rusty razor blades and used condoms. When it comes to reading apathy, I place the blame on parents and the good folks behind the Sony Playstation. But if you can find some way to pin a little blame on Dubya, I'm down with adding him to the list.
Truthiness.
First he's going to give us the educational approach of Kansas, then the wages of Mexico.
I'm a little behind in my blog reading... as a teacher I hate to admit it isn't as much fun in the classroom teaching anymore! The creative side of teaching went out the window with these damn state tests... how about we assess those who are creating the assessments and setting the "standards" - when were they last in a classroom?
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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