the creepy old man in the locker room (eight words)
doing everything but
putting his clothes back on
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Monday, May 07, 2007
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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5 comments:
There are creepy old ladies in the women's locker room, too. Seriously, like naked and old and blow drying her hair (on her head).
"everything" ? Eeeeeeew!
Liz is so right - creepiness invades both genders. There are at least 4 different women (various ages) at my gym who regularly lounge around the locker room naked - eating snacks, chatting on the phone, doing their nails - like it's their personal bedroom or something. It boggles the mind.
And no, I'm not giving out the name of my gym, boys.
lol
so it's not unique I see. I guess some people just need their wares on display. I just dont feel comfortable brushing my teeth, combing my hair, and having an animated conversation until I get my boxers back on.
Katrocket's response, "Eeeeeeew!" is what my reaction was, though I don't think I'd have expressed it as well.
Yet another reason that I'm glad that I go to the gym ready and drive home to shower.
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