Heard in the House of Boys
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
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4 comments:
I suppose there are worse places to hear that.
Reminds me of an old submarine story (more than one). I'll tell you sometime.
hahahahahaha
ah yes, all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
You know, I try to be all okay with nudity and such, but I just can't get used to seeing my boys in just skivvies. I just don't want to see any little bobbers that have grown into big bobbers. Seriously.
And I have threatened to drop trow on occasion to get the point across. Last year, when the 16yr old wouldn't listen, I was doing dishes in my underwear to make a point. He didn't do it again for about 8 months. It may be time for a rematch. I can outgross him any day. NO ONE wants to see their mama naked.
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