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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Worth Sitting Through The Commercials Unless You A...
- an open haiku to congress (haiku)
- father to son (eight words)
- Ode to Fusion Man, National Hero of Switzerland
- i was the sweetest, idealist, most bowl cutted lit...
- a short but distinct list (eight words)
- i've always felt you can burn the impurities from ...
- The Law of Diminshing Expectations
- trapped (eight words)
- it's out there (eight words)
- Sarah W. Palin Babyname Generator!!!
- Get Ready for the World Biggest Money-Grab!
- The Hopeful Republican Astronaut (eight words)
- Finally a Republican Realist
- ugh.
- Neo Foreign Policy (eight words)
- MOM IS HALFWAY DONE WITH CHEMO TODAY!!!
- knoxville (haiku)
- Anybody Gotta a Ratchet Set?
- Steakbellie really bored with Steakbellie
- The Office of Minerals Management Service
- LHC (yeah, you know me!) (haiku)
- Clarification
- MORE IMPORTANTLY
- That sinking feeling
- Dont my wife know it.
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Do You Know Where You Are Right Now?8 years ago
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QUICK THOUGHT FROM THE KILIMANJARO MARATHON10 years ago
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Blog Moved!11 years ago
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The Album Game12 years ago
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Al Sharpton, "Keeping it Real"?12 years ago
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And The American Idol Finale Winner Is...12 years ago
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Wha?14 years ago
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Hey Everybodddeeeeyyyyyy15 years ago
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Indexed is moving!16 years ago
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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