Anybody Gotta a Ratchet Set?
If this Super-Collider wont destroy the planet,
then I'm going to make one that will.
Friday, September 12, 2008
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
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- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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3 comments:
I wish they would spend a little more money finding the cure for cancer.
I tried to make a Super-Collider but all I ended up with is an Interoceter. Guess I'm too smart for my own good. Whatever, I'm gonna try to sell it on eBay.
Call me - I'll help; my dad's got this bitchin' set of tools. Wait - if we destroy the world, will it clear out all the anonymous idiots on EatFeats?
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