i'm a kidder, i kid
if we ever held hands
and jumped off this building together
half-way down
I'd punch you in the nose
just to see
the look of surprise
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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4 comments:
I wonder how long before I stop contemplating this. Years, I imagine.
hahaha!
that truly would be surprising.
i'm a sneaky little devil.....
Why does this tickle me so?
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