Guess How Many?!?!?!
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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12 comments:
YES!
you are a TANK
you rock bud!
Nice! Is it enough to go to Coney Island?
woohoo! way to go!
...a feat so magnificent, it brought Birdy out of his underground lair for 30 seconds!
Dude! WAY cool!
Who's Birdy?
You should have flown out to San Bruno, CA. 17.75 won the qualifier and 11 HDB was good for second place. I seriously think I could probably do 11 or close to it, and I'm not an eater, just a fat slob.
Ummm...I am going to guess ummm...20?
Chris,
Birdy is some type of mythic character that has been part of American folklore since 1971.
Some have claimed to have seen him in person, but none of those sightings can be confirmed because the claimee was either heavily inhebriated or just plain stupid.
Congrats...You were an animal that day, even w/ the heat...
Hey I see the Birdie
congrats on the deuce!!!
it IS Birdy!!!!!
I did 20.75 and cam ein 3rd. I'm not eligible for Coney, but I feel freaking awesome anyway. I should have a full post up tomorrow!
Nice pic! You ate like a champ that day. Just think, your total would have been enough to win every Nathan's July 4 contest from 1967 to 1990.
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