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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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9 comments:
That's hilarious! I took the quiz and got 26 kids. We could tag team and mess up a full busload!
What is wrong with you people, 31, 26? I am a mere 23 little bastards that makes me, like the Mother Teresa of the blogosphere. Also, Kat, what's with these Canadian busses carrying 57 kids on board? (by your calculations). Seems like you are packing them in in Toronto.
25 here. I thought for sure my above average reach and kick height would score me at least 30 knock-outs.
Artie: An average school bus can carry 48 passengers, but there's plenty of room in those aisles, man. They bounce around a lot less if they're all crammed in there.
28... must be my lack of martial arts training that kept me below 30
I feel like such a wussie. I'm not even gonna say what my score was.
I ain't even gonna try. If this was a five year old from this town, I would back the eff off. They may just cut me and be done with it.
Man, only 18 for me. Damn my shortness and lack of being trampled history!
I only got 23 and that was after I amped up my violence.
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