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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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2007
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August
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- My Labor Day Weekend
- Skot Helt, Email Me
- Message Sent
- O+
- Methinks the lady doth protest to much (eight words)
- people can fight over anything (eight words)
- go (haiku)
- How can I ever thank you enough (eight words)
- from Kurt
- context is everything (eight words)
- now why would you do that? (eight words)
- shitsstorm in the server room (eight words)
- Then There's That OTHER thing (eight words)
- The Pretzel Nub that almost saved a Million lives ...
- Hal Hignon is My Homie
- you better, you better, you bet
- The Glass Castle
- dreaming of something new
- feel free to drive home drunk too (haiku)
- shiva (haiku)
- Real.Stupid.Taglines.
- gasp
- refusal (eight words)
- Be Patient (eight words)
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Wha?13 years ago
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Hey Everybodddeeeeyyyyyy14 years ago
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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2 comments:
You need to
show that jerk
who's boss.
It is just getting back at you for all the debasement you have put it through.
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