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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- BIG NEWS!!!!
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- everything changes with a phone call
- duh.....
- Humility
- the duality of the man in the baggy pants
- Everybody hates Scott
- hehe!!!!
- hated for doodling
- legion (haiku)
- I have a girlfriend
- Lets bitch some more...Olympic Style
- introspection of the suburban dad
- Wordsmith
- FYI
- a blizzard of mysteries
- cheney
- there's pee all over the toilet seat
- ughnaught
- Uranium Hexafluride Cleans Off Pesky Benn-Day Dots...
- The Olympics Suck
- aftermath
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- baby, you taste like kerosene (haiku)
- cartoon riots (haiku)
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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2 comments:
ha ha! Yeah that site really does stink. But like Thurman Munson, we were amazed us with his (its) brilliance and then he (it)left us abruptly, his life (the blog) tragically cut short. Perhaps that was the point of the blog and you, Steakbellie, were just too dumb to realize it.
Get the blue cheese out of your ears and stop picking on a great American like Artie Lange.
Shows what you know,
Thurmon Munsom still updates his blog and keeps his cellphone in working order DESPITE being dead for over 20 years.
Quit Crying and start writing, Sissy-Mary. I need to be entertained!
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