I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Hard Times - Heavy Rotation
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Todays Eight Word Poem

The Army has opened a recruitment center in a local mall here. The dramatic duotone Posters all of the inside of the train say it features several simulators: Apache, Blackhawk & Humvee, and that they have an arcade and cafe.
As a guy, these simulation things look fun, but only because they are not real. Now that I am an adult I dont take for granted for a single minute how very different and horrifying the real experience must be. Nor can I fully express the gratitude that I have that their are people willing to defend us when called.
I'm curious how effective this new recruitment angle will be at attracting the video gaming kids of today. I can remember a recruiter cornering me in a hallway of my High School
Joe the Recruiter: (dressed impressivley with lots of medals and insignia and stripes)"So what are your plans after High School."
Teenage SB: (also dressed impressivley in an Iron Maiden 3/4 sleeve concert t-shirt and some well worn black corderoys) "Uhhhh...going to college"
Joe the Recruiter: (physically blocking SB from going to the lunchroom. An all around BAD move if you want SB to ever join your little Army) "We have over 100 different jobs that can give you real world experience AND give you money for college. What is it that you plan to study?"
Teenage SB: "Uhhhh...art"
Joe the Recruiter: (silence)
So this morning, I saw someone had scrawled something in ballpoint on one of these posters. I was doubly delighted to see that it was eight words long. Here's what it said:
It is a war crime
to recruit children
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Monday, November 03, 2008
Fill the void with Viagra ads on November 5th (eight words)
I'm looking forward
to messages
unapproved by
anyone
to messages
unapproved by
anyone
Philly was rough on the Rays
The Phillies Parade pretty much wiped out Halloween for the people of Philadelphia. At least as far as adults dressing up anyway. Here's a guy who combined the two for an awesome dead Rays Zombie.
Thats the funny thing about Halloween, you can flavor your costume any of four ways.
You can be a Bride
You can be a sexy Bride
You can be a dead Bride
or you can be a sexy dead Bride.
Thats the funny thing about Halloween, you can flavor your costume any of four ways.
You can be a Bride
You can be a sexy Bride
You can be a dead Bride
or you can be a sexy dead Bride.