I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards.
I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Anybody Gotta a Ratchet Set?
If this Super-Collider wont destroy the planet, then I'm going to make one that will.
I tried to make a Super-Collider but all I ended up with is an Interoceter. Guess I'm too smart for my own good. Whatever, I'm gonna try to sell it on eBay.
I wish they would spend a little more money finding the cure for cancer.
ReplyDeleteI tried to make a Super-Collider but all I ended up with is an Interoceter. Guess I'm too smart for my own good. Whatever, I'm gonna try to sell it on eBay.
ReplyDeleteCall me - I'll help; my dad's got this bitchin' set of tools. Wait - if we destroy the world, will it clear out all the anonymous idiots on EatFeats?
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