I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I've been to Pittsburgh, and it freaked me out, so I must ask "why?" Is the world surrounding it coming to an end?
this started as a huge essay and got boiled down to 8 words. i'm serious but love how absurd it sounds as 8 words.
what does someone who lives in Pittsburgh wish?
you know, the ususal Cold Beer, Bigger TV, Angelina Jolie.
My wife lived in Pittsburgh for a while. She says she liked it there. I wonder what Angeline Jolie wishes for...?
I already do.
I've been to Pittsburgh, and it freaked me out, so I must ask "why?"
ReplyDeleteIs the world surrounding it coming to an end?
this started as a huge essay and got boiled down to 8 words. i'm serious but love how absurd it sounds as 8 words.
ReplyDeletewhat does someone who lives in Pittsburgh wish?
ReplyDeleteyou know, the ususal Cold Beer, Bigger TV, Angelina Jolie.
ReplyDeleteMy wife lived in Pittsburgh for a while. She says she liked it there.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Angeline Jolie wishes for...?
I already do.
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