I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards.
I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I'm trying way too hard and yesterdays Qualifier at QVC was another adequite performance. Tomorrow I'm not using any gimmicks. Just gonna show and eat. What else can I do? It's my last chance....
Go get 'em, bro.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that staring down those hot dogs with the Evil Eye didn't produce the Deuce. Have fun!
ReplyDeleteGood luck, Steakbellie!!!!
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