I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards.
I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I think, perhaps, you may be channeling poor Mr. Ledger. [I can picture him in the afterlife cursing at the massuese "Dumba$$...911, not MK...911...I could've made it...."] Your post is funny, but I don't like laughing at death.
If you find me alive, call Olsen twins first.
ReplyDeletefunny! and oh, so true.
ReplyDeleteWhat if I'm already on the phone with the Olsen Twins when I discover your body?
ReplyDeleteI think, perhaps, you may be channeling poor Mr. Ledger. [I can picture him in the afterlife cursing at the massuese "Dumba$$...911, not MK...911...I could've made it...."] Your post is funny, but I don't like laughing at death.
ReplyDeleteSo I will honestly add too true, as Wendy said.
I know they're my ICE contacts in my cell phone.
ReplyDeleteOMG, this is why I love reading your blog! You're just flat-out FUNNY! Thank you for the laugh!
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