I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards.
I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
You know, I try to be all okay with nudity and such, but I just can't get used to seeing my boys in just skivvies. I just don't want to see any little bobbers that have grown into big bobbers. Seriously.
And I have threatened to drop trow on occasion to get the point across. Last year, when the 16yr old wouldn't listen, I was doing dishes in my underwear to make a point. He didn't do it again for about 8 months. It may be time for a rematch. I can outgross him any day. NO ONE wants to see their mama naked.
I suppose there are worse places to hear that.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of an old submarine story (more than one). I'll tell you sometime.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteah yes, all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
You know, I try to be all okay with nudity and such, but I just can't get used to seeing my boys in just skivvies. I just don't want to see any little bobbers that have grown into big bobbers. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have threatened to drop trow on occasion to get the point across. Last year, when the 16yr old wouldn't listen, I was doing dishes in my underwear to make a point. He didn't do it again for about 8 months. It may be time for a rematch. I can outgross him any day. NO ONE wants to see their mama naked.