I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards.
I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
Skippy sent me some time ago, but I am just a lurker. I just read your profile.
Why won't you smile at me? Why? We have so much in common. I am 6'1 and have no beer gut either. And a skirt that looks like a kilt. I have beer boobs, though.
mmmmmm. beeeer.
All right. I lie. About being 6'1" though, not about the beer boobs, cuz I loves me some beer. Nectar of the gods. And I do have several little bastards that take up all my time. Damn them to hell, and they aren't cute like yours and Gerber's. They are hellish teens. Which reminds me... I need to pick up some more beer. That's my sugar pill.
Skippy sent me some time ago, but I am just a lurker. I just read your profile.
ReplyDeleteWhy won't you smile at me? Why? We have so much in common. I am 6'1 and have no beer gut either. And a skirt that looks like a kilt. I have beer boobs, though.
mmmmmm. beeeer.
All right. I lie. About being 6'1" though, not about the beer boobs, cuz I loves me some beer. Nectar of the gods. And I do have several little bastards that take up all my time. Damn them to hell, and they aren't cute like yours and Gerber's. They are hellish teens. Which reminds me... I need to pick up some more beer. That's my sugar pill.
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ReplyDeleteahh...yes....
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