I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards.
I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Tom Got Shit-Canned
I recommend Anti-Depressants for you, Asshole. Perhaps there is a God.
This news made me happy.
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Are aliens coming to get me?
TOM CRUISE
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